I have this amazing plan!
Instead of reading Hamlet again and taking notes,
I am going to go on cliffnotes and read that instead =D
great plan!

That will save my failing AP Literature grade.

I hung out with Alana and Wynn and Nate,
at the imfamous apartment of Nate and Wynn.
They were trying to sleep so Alana and I  layed on their floor asking what it's like to have a penis and have sex with a penis.
We're on a penis kick right now just asking guys all these questions about their penis's
its just great.

So if your a guy,
we have questions about your penis.

How does it work?
Can you control it?
What did you name your penis?
Have you measured your penis?
Do you manscape?
What does it feel like to have sex with your penis?
Please don't skip out on the dirty details,
we need to know,
Thank you if you answer the penis questions,
if you didn't then that's okay,
we understand you are not comfortable sharing =)